Sassy Walk and Sassy Pants
I realized today, after I didn't do my homework assignment in favor of taking a much needed nap, that I have a sassy walk. I do not pull this out often, mostly because most days I stumble around this campus like the sleep-deprived zombie that I am, but I do have it. It is probably the most powerful weapon in my man-catching arsenal...I learned that today. Here I was, wearing my sassy pants, and decidedly more awake and well fed than I have been in a long while, walking from work to my last class of the day. Sassy walking, to be honest. I was in the groove, loving the weather and knowing that nothing could get me down today. And then, out of nowhere, a BOY starts TALKING TO ME!! This is unheard of on campus! You do not talk to complete strangers unless you are a weirdo...but no, this was a perfectly normal boy who happened to want to flirt with me and my sassy walk. He wants to be a pediatrician. I want him to find me on campus again and ask me...